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Salt Lake City OLYMPIC Blues
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It seems everything these days is going to be explained away as just being about sex. Now the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics is said "to have been gotten" by sex (and money and free housing).

A t-shirt can show Bill letting The People know that sex can be the reason! That it's OK, right! Please help me to know what t-shirt I should make! (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, [or the "he lies under oath" one? = 7] if any [none=0]). Vote. mail to: [email protected]

By the way, also please let me know if your interested in getting one at cost plus shipping and handling (unless some t-shirt place wants to order 100). If you would like one say, "yes I'd like a t-shirt (if the cost is right)" or something, then I could put them on ebay, or use money order thing.
 
If I get a couple dozen orders for t-shirts and you are the first to submit the caption or dialog used, then you'll get a (the) free t-shirt with the caption on it (dialog must fit in similar size box, or maybe at bottom, e.g. "Pluggers").

So please send a number (see above) and possible funny dialog. Thanks I really apreciate it. (are you clicking on my email address now?)
Greg
[email protected]
(all emails will be kept private unless "Judge Judy" comes a knocking) 


all (c) G. N., 1999